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Writer, Realtor and much much more.
Recent Entries
Obama...Taking off the Gloves
Chicago, Ill. - Barack Obama is "taking off the gloves" and forcefully attacking John McCain after being pummeled with claims the Obama campaign is ... read more
Numbaa 69
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.On their wedding night, sh... read more
Obama's Time Off
Dear Boss, I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 m... read more
The Correct Way !
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a d... read more
Glass of Wine?
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the ... read more
Marriage
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ... read more
All Tied Up
One day, Mr Parker came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do&... read more
Just Another Blond Joke
A Blonde goes to K-Mart to buy curtains. She said to the saleslady, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The saleslady assures her that the... read more
Oh My Aching Tooth
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled.Thedentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot ofNovocain.But the man objects saying, 'No way, ... read more
Confessions of an Old Man
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.When the priest slid open the panel i... read more
